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What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?
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For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl Wow. (via punkrockmermaid) Wow. (via umdfeminists) |
A Florida family says their 18-year-old daughter was charged with a felony and expelled from high school as a result of a consensual, same-sex relationship with another student.
Kaitlyn Hunt started dating a female classmate at the beginning of the school year when she was 17 and the girl she was dating was 15. According to an account posted to Facebook by Kaitlyn’s mother, in February, just after Kaitlyn turned 18, she was arrested on felony charges at the behest of her girlfriend’s parents. The specific crime was “sexual battery on a person 12-16 years old.”
Kaitlyn’s mother believes the charges were motivated by anti-gay animus:
They were out to destroy my daughter, they feel like my daughter “made” their daughter gay. They are bigoted, religious zeolites [sic] that see being gay as a sin and wrong, and they blame my daughter.
But Kaitlyn’s problems did not end there. Her girlfriends’s parents appealed to the school board and had her expelled from Sebastian River High School. Kaitlyn’s mom reports that the State Attorney, Brian Workman, has offered Kaitlyn a plea deal of “of two years house arrest and one year probation.” Kaitlyn has until next Friday to accept the plea deal or face a trial.
The family has started a petition calling on the state attorney to drop the charges against Kaitlyn.
God Fucking Dammit look what straight people did this time
TAKE THE LITERAL FIVE FUCKING SECONDS AND GO SIGN THIS NOW
Giveaway:
Choose between either #1
- -2 newborn size button up shirts.
- -two fitted crib sheets: one plain white, one yellow with cute animals; yellow fleece blanket with animals on it.
- -Winnie the Pooh memory frame
Or #2
- Giftcard to Amazon, Target, Itunes, or something else
Rules
- Must be following me
- Like or reblog (only once is necessary)
- I will randomly pick a winner on May 25 and this person will get to choose which prize they would like. I will do a second drawing & the second winner will have the option of taking the other prize if they wish..if not I will continue drawing until someone claims the second prize.
- Must be a real blog also! & have a working ask/submit so that I can inform you if you win.
Good luck!
Having children is like voluntarily going insane.
“Oh good morning love, you’re so cute!”
Five seconds later…
“Oh dear God how did you even make that much shit, jesus take the wheel.”
“Oh you’re so adorable!” *snuggles*
*baby barf all over*
“Omg you little shit why.”
Screaming for two hours
“WHY DID I THINK KIDS WERE A GOOD IDEA PLEASE GOD WHY”
Two minutes later
“Omg yer so precious sleeping *takes 50 million pictures*”
the accuracy
I see all these girls who look like models after they have a baby,
and then I look at my body and I’m just like WTH?
Then my body’s all like “Shut up and eat your cookie dough.”
So I do.
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
